Santa

Dear Santa,

I live in the United States of America which is the most bestest and the coolest country in the world. America is probbly your favorite place cause we worship you the most and you bring us the best presents. Well, this letter isn’t for me Santa it’s for the President of my country. The President is the smartest man in the world and he has the hardest job cause people all don’t like him and he has to be nice to them anyway. And he has to make tough decisions like which bills to sign and pay. Anyway, today he found out that the people he thought were the bad guys are really not as bad as he told us all. The intelligent people wrote him a letter that said you can’t fight the people in Iran cause they don’t make big nucular weapons. Now my president has no one to fight with so what I want you please to do as well as bringing me a Xbox 360 and a Nintendo Wii and a new iPhone with unlimited texting so my mom doesn’t get mad at me when I text too much is bring my president someone to fight. Do you think that it would be ok if the president bombed the north pole? We could make sure that he misses all of you deer like Donnor and Blitzen and Comet and Cupid and Rudolph and he will miss your mommy and your elfs. Or maybe you could give him an island from Dubai that he could bomb. He gets so sad with no games to play.

Thank you,

Hizzo