A thin thread connects these....

I heart Keith Olbermann. Even though he has silly eyebrows. I like his special comments. They are special and they make me happy. I like his newscast even though he talks about Britney Spears and the war in Iraq in the same hour.

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You guys should all watch Brian Williams on NBC nightly news Monday night to see how sales of RVs are going down because white trash everywhere can no longer afford to fill them with gasoline. And how declines in RV sales lead to recessions. You'll see a graph like this and you'll think, "How come all the economists don't know about this?

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Now watch Puff Daddy and Ma$e act like doofi in front of a camera. You know why people think Puff Daddy is cool? Cause he told people he was cool. If you don't believe he's cool then just ask him if he is. His rapping is widely acclaimed by deaf people everywhere.